thirteenandprobablyhateyou:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

i remember being really annoyed when a guy was like “um, you’re too wet and it doesn’t feel tight anymore” like umm i’m wet because i’m aroused and that is how it is supposed to be? do you want me to not be aroused??

?????

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So I’m trying to grow my hair out, right?

I’ve had a pixie cut since my mid-teens, and I’m bored with it.  The problem is that my hair has always been very fine and stringy, and it doesn’t grow very fast.  At the suggestion of several friends, I’ve started eating a shit-ton of Jello and prenatal vitamins in hopes that it’ll make my hair grow in thicker.

The good news: It works.

The bad news: It works EVERYWHERE.

chharlieday:

first rule of friendship:

  • do not insult their hogwarts house

(Source: chharliedayarchive, via thehonza)

I love him, but …

I’ve learned from experience that when my boyfriend says, “I’m gonna have a quick beer with (insert male friend’s name here) on my way home from work,” he really means, “You’re not gonna see me again until tomorrow because I will completely lose track of time, and you will end up going to bed at midnight because you have work in the morning and you’re tired of keeping my dinner warm.  I have work in the morning too, but I’ll make it somehow without being tired or hung over.  I always do.”

wessasaurus-rex:

jtotheizzoe:

boop.
This man.

SCIENCE!!!!! 

wessasaurus-rex:

jtotheizzoe:

boop.

This man.

SCIENCE!!!!! 

(via rosescarletfairy)

I Was Raised in a Cult.

Well, I mean, as much a cult as you can call any religion.  However, the difference between me and most others who would call their childhood faith a “cult” is that … I’m kinda okay with it.

I appreciate the silly faith of my childhood in this weird, deeply affectionate manner.  I feel the same way about it that I feel about American kids being forced to recite the Pledge of Allegiance every day.  Seriously, if you step back from that practice for just a moment, the Pledge is creepy as shit!  But I can laugh at it now as a quirk of my upbringing.  And at the end of the day, I’m still an American.  And I guess I’m still a Mormon too.

stormcastle:

It’s funny how it’s always Satan’s fault when shit happens that religious types don’t like.Gay marriage is legal? Satan.Abortions? Satan.Global warming? Satan.When they’re caught being hypocritical asshats? Satan.

stormcastle:

It’s funny how it’s always Satan’s fault when shit happens that religious types don’t like.

Gay marriage is legal? Satan.

Abortions? Satan.

Global warming? Satan.

When they’re caught being hypocritical asshats? Satan.

rebelderadioactivo:

VEA magazine

(via roxieroulette)

algeboring:

when you tell your parents something personal and they tell a bunch of relatives
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